You know when you're living through a tough renovation when you step back and get a bit grossed-out (and a bit amused) by the juxtapositions in your life.
mapp gas torch / last night's dinner / yesterday's mail / and the phone
a file folder with lots of important information / a watermelon / a mop handle / paper towels / and yesterday's shirt
a work-light / screwdriver / pry bar / grease / this morning's coffee / this afternoon's energy drink / business cards from contractors / and another pry bar
work gloves / plumber's tape / wedding ring (sorry, sweetie) / dollar-store soda / espresso pot / relish / cutting board / noxious chemicals / hot dog buns / and organic tomatoes
The office was so cluttered, I tried to get some work done on the sofa next to a plumbing book and another coffee cup.
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